My Name is Cortisol, and I Want to Make Your Belly Fat!

By Dona Welch / February 6, 2015

So okay, we’ve established that milk is a tummy turner for the majority of the planet, but there’s no need to feel ashamed if you’re like me and fall in the minority. Instead of hanging your head, be proud, damn it! Chin up and chest out. And when someone questions your intelligence or moral integrity for the choice you, as an American citizen, have every right to make, say in your most indomitable voice, “Because it does my body good, motherf*!#er!” And then read them these facts: