If your wife gets on you for not fixing the sliding door, leaky faucet, or the bajillion other things that are broken around the house, calmly explain that you’re busy—you’re working on your health.
Okay, I think they’re actually called Quinoa Pizza Bites, but whatever. It’s been awhile since I’ve had these things, and it’s like what some poet said long ago, “distance makes the heart grow fonder.” At least I’m pretty sure it was a poet. Anyway, I’ve been fiending for some of these all week. I think I’m going to make some this weekend and chase them down with a cold beer while I watch the O’s take on (and hopefully smash) Kansas City this weekend. And do me a favor, don’t be one of those lazy asses populating the information super highway that just talk about how good the food looks. Food is not meant to be looked at; it’s meant to be gobbled up. So get off your ass and try them for yourself. They only take 20 minutes start to finish.